Birthday Girl

Today is my birthday. It is a day that I face with both happiness and sadness. Happiness because after all it is MY birthday. The day is all about me, me, me. Sadness because I feel a loss of those I have lost that no longer are here to celebrate their birthdays. I miss them. I wonder why they are gone and I am here.

Dingo

Finally - Justice for Lindy Chamberlain-Creighton!!!   After all these years the courts and most people in Austrailia finally believe that little Azaria was carried off by a dingo and probably eaten.


The Dingo Ate my BAAAAAAAAby

30 kids and no $$

I can't find the article right now - why do they remove articles from the web?  A question for another day.

But, it was about a man who has fathered 30 children - yes 30 children.  I am assuming with different women although I can't be sure, since I can't find the article.

He wants a judge to give him a break from child support payments.  Seems he does not make a whole lot of money and needs some breathing room.

From what I remember, he had been in court a couple of years ago regarding the non-payment of child support and at that time had about 20 kids and promised not to make anymore.  Surprise a bunch of kids later he is back in court!

I just don't get it, you got to take a test to drive but you can make a kid with anyone at any time?  I also don't get the women involved.  Do they not know that he is a serial impregnator?  I also wonder if any of them have multiple children with him.  Do they all get together for holidays?

How does he do this?  How do you bring 30 children into the world?  What is his line?

Perhaps he ought to look into an X-acto knife?  Or maybe the women should....

New use for X-acto knife

Alrighty then.  A young man (20ish) decides to remove his penis with an X-acto knife.

Do you know what an X-acto knife is?  It is a small bladed knife and it must have taken him quite sometime to use to cut his own penis off.

They were able to recover the penis and the man was taken to the hospital where they were going to re-attach it.

My question is:  What if he does not want it re-attached?  I mean he cut it off with an X-acto knife, I'm kind of thinking this was not an accident.  You know the way somebody accidentally cuts off their thumb with a chop saw while cutting crown molding.  I'm kinda thinking he meant to do this, so maybe somebody ought to take that into consideration before sewing it back on?

I can only imagine the horror - he finally decides he has had enough of his penis, for whatever reason and cuts it off with an X-acto knife (I keep mentioning that part because I can't believe with all the other larger knives he would use that, but perhaps he was going for accuracy?).  Then the guy wakes up in the hospital and they have sewn it back on - shit... now what?

The police said they did not think he was under the influence of drugs or alcohol, he he will likely face a psychological evaluation.

YOU THINK?