Monday, June 20, 2011

580 chat

Driving to work this morning I once again followed Jesus.

I guess things must be hard in the carpentry business because it seems that Jesus has branched out to carpet and upholstery cleaning, or so it said on the truck that passed me by.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

580 bumper stickers

Today I was behind a car on 580 that had a bumper sticker that said:

Do you follow Jesus as close as you are following me?

I thought if Jesus drove as slow as you do, yes I would be.

Stupid on 580

Sometimes I cannot even believe how stupid people are.

Yesterday I was on the highway going to work. I was doing about 70 and talking to my sister on the phone.
No, I am not the stupid one.

A guy on a motorcycle passes me, remember I am going about 70.

These words come out of my mouth: "Holy Fucking god." Yes, I am going to hell.

My sister thinks I have rear ended a truck or something.

No, I have realized that there is a small child on the back of the motorcycle. The kids arms do not fit around the guy. It's little legs barely hang over the sides of the seat. There is no sissy bar for the kid to lean back against. The guy is holding on to the kid with his left hand which means no braking, I think.

But the kid does have on a helmet, so I guess it could be worse?

Monday, June 13, 2011

Weiner, Weiner, Weiner

Tell me what is Anthony Weiner in treatment for?

Being fucking stupid?

Monday, June 6, 2011


Has this ever happened to you?

You are walking down the hallway at work and someone stops and looks at you and says:

"Gee, you look nice today."

Do you ever want to say:

"Gee, do I look like shit every other day?"