The first is I was on 880 heading over to 80 and I passed one of those big electric signs. You know the ones that usually say something like: 24 minutes to San Francisco or high winds on the bridge. This one said "RIDE YOUR BIKE TO WORK DAY. SHARE THE ROAD". Now, color me crazy, but I am on the F-ing highway where there are signs at every entrance that say NO BICYCLES. Who approved this??? Who thought this up??? Did anyone else look a it and think like me?
The other is I was on 580 heading to work today and I looked in my rear view mirror and a zebra was coming up on my left. Well, ok on closer inspection it was a 300ZX car painted to look like a zebra right down to the rope tail hanging off the back. Now I asked myself WHY? Why would you do this to your car? It is not like it was an art car - one of those great art cars you know where someone has taken years to glue on a million little jewels in a flower pattern.
I don't know, maybe it is me?