A mattress all by itself right smack dab in the middle of lane 2 and lane 3.
No distressed people standing by the side of the road fretting about how in the world to get that mattress off the road.
Nobody called the CHP to get help.
Just all of us drivers trying to get home after a long day at work. Where are the people that lost that mattress?
I hope they are sleeping on the floor someplace and that it is not comfortable.