Things I have noticed on this trip to Honolulu:
No man should ever wear a speedo.
A little kid that wears a bathing suit that rides up their bum is cute. A woman not so much.
I admire women that run, however I do want to stop them and tell them to wear a better bra. The girls will thank you for it.
Sand does get everywhere.
The various guys that light the tiki torches here are NOT created equal.
Lots of Aussies vacation here.
I will go to another island next time.
Loud obnoxious people are everywhere.
Yoga on the beach looks really cool.
Things I have not figured out yet:
Where does the Starbucks food come from in Hawaii? Cause it look just like what I get locally?
Why do all my fingers swell but my toes do not?
Do babies suffer jet lag?
Why are people stupid everywhere?
Why don't some people take their garbage with them when they leave the beach?
Why doesn't every place offer military discounts for boogie boards?
Why do we still have daylight savings time?
Where did Joe propose to Dawn??