There are some people that are just stupid or drunk, Stanley Kobierowski seems to be both!
Rhode Island is known for some pretty crazy laws, for instance:
It is considered offensive to throw pickle juice on a trolly
the fact that it is illegal to wear transparent clothing, good to know.
Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot and/or lunatic is considered null & void.
If Stanley Kobierowski is married I would say his wife might consider evoking this law.